Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1223, 05 September 2007 Hare: Mummies Boy aka Prince Venue: Lomond hotel, Cnr Nicholson & Blyth St, East Brunswick
Mummies Boy did his anterior krushent ligament, or it could have been a hammy, or maybe osteitis pubis, or even a ruptured Achilles. The blow torch of binary fission was applied producing 2 hares when Prince stepped in to set the actual run. A nice long run along the Merri Creek, past the velodrome and down The Grove (Coburg East version of prestige real estate) to the first drink stop at the Moreland Hotel. Thereafter we kicked on to the 2nd drink stop and back to the Lomond.
The duumvirate of hares continued the duality theme with bicameral drink stops, binucleate genders and 3RRR across the road.
The horsey flu hasn`t stopped the pubs/TABs televising horse races. All three pubs had this weird horse race betting game featuring pixelated horse races with pixie jockeys. The horses` heads, tails and legs moved but their torsos remained rigid.
Mothball the Misogynist wasn`t there, so Sooty kept up the good work by complaining that women can`t read maps. Codpiece stood up for the sisterhood by agreeing that she`s never been able to read a map.
Prince, the agile part of the dimorphous mass of haredom, was the patsy for the brickbats and constructive criticism (aka whinging) that is the hare`s reward. He was awarded a really good score out of 52??
Returnees Tangles, Pointy
Significant Runs Klingon x 444, Cheesecake x 230 (Chinese dentist).
Charges * Prince for stepping into the breach to set Mummies run and for creating the duality concept which was ruined due to proximity of 3RRR. * Cheesecake for commenting, Mrs Slocombe-like, on lurid picture on hotel wall. * E&B for confessing to being a massive meat eater. * Klingon for letting cats win the footy tipping instead of hominoids. * GG for being duded by a pussy. * Tangles for allowing Hawthorn to be in the final 8. * Klingon for being at a pub at 7.30am for early drinks. * IWM for looking at Rome HHH site on web. * Mummies Boy for misleading GG and E&B re location of the dual drink stops. * Codpiece for getting 8 tips in the footy tipping. * IWM for avoiding beer down downs. * Sooty for having his hand down his pants. * E&B for trying to shrink wrap GG (and not succeeding). * Prince for leading the pack astray. * GG for making Collingwood lose and thereby preventing Alice from winning the tipping. * Pointy for low profile. * Codpiece for premature evacuation. * GG for the wall picture being like his bottom. * E&B for saying the wall picture being Bacchus Marsh from the air. * Someone else for saying that the wall picture looked like a colonectomy. * Cheesecake for wearing everyone out last week. * IWM for not wearing hash gear.
Next Week`s Run 12 September Hare: Flem. Einstein`s, Burwood Hwy, Burwood. PLEASE check website as this may be subject to change.
Scribe: Cheesecake
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Next Full Moon run: Run No. 91, at 3pm 23 September 2007. Hares: Meri & Chainsaw Lyons. Location: The recreation grounds in Cockatoo, Map 311 G 6
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