Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1225, 19 September 2007 Hare: GG Venue: Brookvale Gds, Fairbairn Rd Toorak,
GG chose one of his familiar haunts for the run – the perimeter of a primary school. Toorak Primary School no less, which has a better class of kiddie. Fairbairn Park has everything, a BBQ, big trees for shelter, a climbing tower and one of those toilets where you press buttons and get recorded instructions on how to do what you`ve been doing since you were 18 months old.
GG took us past some jolly nice real estate, along Orrong Rd and past Steve Vizard`s $18 million house. He had some extremely long, tricky on-backs and had us running up our own fundaments in the vicinity of Montalto Ave. There was an on-back in Tintern Ave which provoked a long reminiscence from E&B about when she was a 14 year old marching band girl, banging about in Toorak.
Codpiece is off to Canada where she plans some hiking. Canadian mega brown bears are currently very active and eat 36,000 calories a day prior to hibernation. Codpiece is exactly 36,000 calories, so she`s scrubbed the hiking idea.
Flem provided constructive feedback to GG, who as always took it really well. He set a couple of the longest on-backs and gave plenty of opportunity for real estate perving. He was awarded 35 out of 38.
GG put on a scrummy BBQ with 5 rissoles and 12 sausages per hasher, plus salad matter for texture.
Returnee Udder
Virgin Jane
Special runs Mummie`s Boy x 299, Pointy x 588
Charges * Prince and Flem for spilling beer on the ground preceded by a story from Mummies about when he was a tiny tot he had a budgie called Onan, who like the chap in the Bible, used to spill his seed on the ground. * Lotsa for demanding that she gets 6 kilometres every night. * GG for putting arrows inside Toorak property lines, triggering CCTV surveillance, and exciting the exciting risk of being spreadeagled by hefty security guards. * GG for not taking the run past Eddie Maguire`s house. * GG for having an Adelaide Crows umbrella. * Prince for over-professionalising and bringing a printed agenda for the hash circle. * E&B for being a control freak and also having an agenda. * Jane for having a sister in the Navy, HMAS Adelaide, who had surgery on the top deck. * Codpiece for still being here when we all hoped she`d gone to Canada. * Udder – low profile. * Klingon for hoping that Chris Judd would be the Essendon coach. * Point Post for holding off the rain. * Lotsa for being a rissole-aholic. * Prince for being ashamed of his own hash in that he will be avoiding us when his parents come to visit from NZ. * Klingon for not updating the website.
Next Week`s run
Udder – Thomas St Reserve Hampton, Melway map 76, K7.
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Upcoming Events
Next Full Moon run: Run No. 91, at 3pm 23 September 2007. Hares: Meri & Chainsaw Lyons. Location: The recreation grounds in Cockatoo, Map 311 G 6
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