Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1226, 26 September 2007 Hare: Udder Idjit & Gargoyle Location: Thomas St Reserve, Hampton
E&B is a rich source of material for the hash trash. So there she is on her bike, trying to find the slightly ambiguous Hampton Melway reference. She’s in Bluff Rd – she’s got a choice – to ride down Thomas St or Linacre Rd? Mmmmmm. Which one would have a Thomas St Reserve? So off she goes, down Linacre Rd. Hence she missed the run. But not the red wine or the dinner.
It was a good turn up – we all wanted to make sure that Whippet left and didn’t take any Lakeside stationery. (If Whippet ever turns up to Lakeside again looking slightly chubbier, watch out, it could be his twin brother, he really has one!).
Quasi and Scrottweiler made it after a bit of road rage. IBM struggled in after impregnating his missus with twin boys.
Udder took us past all his old Hampton/Highett houses. Good to see the new owners have removed the dead car bodies, mattresses from the nature strip and the old couch from the porch.
Returnees *Quasimodo, Scrottweiler, Gargoyle, Addon, Rolf, Lizard.
Visitors *Mad DOg, Conor, Erin
Significant Runs and awards *Mummies Boy x 300 *Whippet got some red wine to make him go away to Brisbane. *Flem got some vegemite from the hashemite hash to take OS.
Charges *Flem for havingf the flu and hence, lots of yellowy/greeny/bluey phlegm. *E&B for not being able to read a Melway reference. *Udder (a cow), Whippet (wearing a Thai T-shirt) and Loubang Oz (wearing a bestiality T-shirt) for the following Sun/Herald news report: “Thai police have arrested a 23 year old man suspected of being a serial rapist of women, cows and banana trees, media reports said yesterday. There were several warrants out for the man’s arrest on rape charges and numerous complaints from irate farmers that he had assaulted their cows and banana trees.” *GG for wearing a West Coast Eagles scarf. *GG, Gargoyle, Flem and Erin for being Collingwood losers. *Whippet for being australian, Canadian, working for Japaneses, relacing a welshman at work and not knowing who to follow in the rugby world cup. *Addon for coming 2nd in the footy tipping. *Pointy self charged for 26/9/7 being his 30th anniversary of hashing. He virginated at Auckland Hash in 1977 when he was middle aged. *Scrottweiler for calling it huge. *Rebound for Cheesecake – she was what he was callking huge. *Lotsa for starting a rumour about Boxy and Whippet both leaving Lakeside at the same time, to move/return to Brisbane at the same time, to go hashing together in Brisbane at the same time!!
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Next Full Moon run: Run No. 91, at 3pm 23 September 2007. Hares: Meri & Chainsaw Lyons. Location: The recreation grounds in Cockatoo, Map 311 G 6
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