Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1242, 09 January 2008 Hares: Two Dumb to Die Venue: Crown Street Stables, Flemington (cnr Crown and Edinburgh Streets)
Edward DeBeaupre Memorial Run
At last we had Flem in Flemington. Last year he put Flem into horses, wiping out the racing industry in 2 states. It was a very horsey run starting from the Crown St stables, going along Flemington Racecourse and back past the Canterbury St stables. There are still real horses nearby who do real training each morning in TDTD’s street so TDTD said we might see some real horse droppings, apart from that which emanates whenever GG opens his mouth. The run was named after Edward DuBeaupre, the world’s tallest man who was able to lift a horse onto his shoulders. Why?
We ran past lots of cute Victorian villas, the Women’s Peace Garden, the Kensington heritage-listed police station and post office, past lots of housing commission towers, through the old Newmarket saleyards, with lots of ancient peppercorn trees and city views. At the drink stop, we speculated on the absence of the walkers and whether we really needed them. We thought we didn’t, until we got home and realised that Tiger had the car keys about her walking person and hence no-one could access the beer until she walked on-home, very slowly.
TDTD x 2 have really mastered the first law of hash – give them heaps of food – they BBQ’ed about 300 lovely spicy chicken kebabs of which they will have to freeze 250 cos even with 2nds and 3rds, we couldn’t eat them all. We had salads, yogurt and lots of couscous (apparently Max, the Moths’ fat furball, is named after this North African steamed semolina dish. Why?).
Lotsa awarded the TDTDs 35 for the run and 20 for the food giving them 55/60. AddOn collecting bottletops. TDTD looking for work in the beer industry.
Returnees Codpiece, Barterb**ch, TDTDivorce, TDTDie, AddOn
Significant runs Mothball x 345
Charges * Klingon for ignoring the “Dogs on leeches” (as NickelB calls it) sign and letting Chicko run free. (I’ve seen leeches on dogs too). * E&B for giving long-winded excuses for being late eg. she lost her Melways, glasses, Tram 8, her v*rg*nity etc&. * TigerMoth for being obsessed with male peenyses (a NickelB tautology). * Codpiece for taking 7 months to collect her hash T-shirt. * Cheesecake for wearing a hat in the circle. * LouBangOz for missing a check. * BB (As BB had already fled the scene, TDTDivorce was her stand-in cos she is quasi American and has a flat chest?) for selling Flem a 1991 Noosa T-shirt without provenance. * TigerMoth for withholding keys to car containing beer. * Wardrobe charge for insecure attention seekers – Pointy had an elephant on his chest, Codpiece had Hillary Clinton on her chest, and Mothball had a C-L.-I-T. on his chest (Carribean Liming & Imbibing something or other). * E&B for wanting to know whether she should have her pu**y shaved. * GG for low profile.
Scribe: Cheesecake
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Next Full Moon run: Run No. 95, at 4pm 20 January 2008. Hares: Metty (Lube Oil) & Simon (Lubang Oz) Wreford. Location: O’Briens Crossing picnic grounds, Lederderg River. Map 609 E 11
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