Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Stefanie “Big Bang” Elbracht Religious Adviser: John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Simon “Lubang Oz” Wreford Grog Master: Checking Chicken: David “Udder Idjit” Cheeseman Sgt@Arms: Alan “Tripod” Skinner Soc Sec: Linda “Cyclone Tracy” Anderson-Berry On Sec: Andrew “Bovine Breeder” Leong Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Gierke Hare Raiser: Graham “Sooty” Lloyd Hash Flash: David “Point Post” Shearn Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1396, 22 Sep 2010 Hare: Bovine Breeder Venue: She’s Thai Cafe, 208 Somerville Road, Kingsville
About 40 people turned up. The runners ran up and down every lane in Kingsville, before heading south into Yarraville and going down every no-exit street, which had an on-back, before running through Cruickshank Park along Stony Creek. Some of the cunning runners had soon learnt not to go down no-exit streets and were well ahead of the pack. So well ahead that the drink stop wasn’t there yet. Down as far south as the Westgate freeway and back along the other side of the creek and on-home. Described as about 9.5km long with a dozen on-backs. The walk was almost as long as the run. Large amounts of food provided by our host, Ron. Being Thai food, a Thai (Hardcore) was asked to describe it in her native language:- “F*ing great”. New runners:- Rachelle, Stuart, Josh and Michelle. Returnees:- TooDumbToDie, ShitOffaShovel, Sooty and Klingon – and Prince who had left. CHARGES:- Sergeant Tripod said the hare had described the run as 5 or 6 kms – obviously Bovine Breeder had not used the GPS he got for his birthday. PointPost – not going down the On-Backs – “I was only following Tripod” GG – being the troll under the bridge and frightening the walkers – pervert! One pervert drinks – all perverts drink so also Lester the Molester and Sooty. Bookie, Stalker, HandCrank and HighlyInfectious – started the walk then left the girls in the park – with GG. BigBang and Bovine – getting married – down down with champagne supplied by DeepThroat As noted – “the only two Collingwood supporters with a full set of teeth”. New shoes – HandCrank – and Stalker drank out of the other shoe. HighlyInfectious and Shadow – bringing work to Hash – patching up Lester after his fall and Scrubber who was nowhere to be seen . CutLoose and Astro – who left early the previous week and missed all the FUN in the restaurant!! DeepThroat – for speaking in Italian to the restaurant owner – and making things worse – (he was probably Greek?) OnOn – Point Post.
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