The rolling hills of Montmorency enticed Returnees from far, far away. Goanna and Scrubber (Adelaide Hash) drove 300km from their overnight stop, Codpiece struggled for hours and hours with crowds on trams and trains and E&B abandoned her usual cheapie…
THE ALDI FLOUR MYSTREY As you all know, Aldi, with German technology and research at its disposal, has developed the perfect flour for hashes around the globe. So off I went to the newly opened Aldi store in Mornington East…
Our first almost warm night for a while and 19 runners turned up. A long run with confusing trail – not marking when going round corners – so a bit of searching required. Twice I found the walking trail from…
Many years ago I was living in Canberra and used to watch commercial telly – Capital 7 and the local ABC were the only choice and Bellbird had stopped half a century earlier and if Minder or the Big Gig…
Some of you enjoy reading my run reports each week while others never read them so I’m not breaching privacy if I reveal our resident secularist Klingon’s recent Census form. The ABS asked Klingon to do it again because he…
Our intrepid hounds ran into the night to discover many checks, on-backs, looping trails taking us back to the start after 15 minutes, getting lost in Fawkner Gardens, missing arrows, more checks, on-backs on on-backs, and yet more checks before…
The night was quite foreboding. The forecast was for rain. Only 17 resolute hashers showed their face again. The hare had no idea and didn’t plan ahead. For when we ordered meals & said we’re on the run, the girl…
The Opening Ceremony – Sandy Rotunda on Sandy beach We gathered in the upper storey of the Sandringham rotunda to open the 2016 LSH Olympic Games. The actual Olympics involve young super fit athletes at their peak who’ve trained relentlessly…
Some time ago Mothball and Tigermoth moved far, far away to Upper Ferntree Gully to get far, far away from hash. But it wasn’t far enough because about 30 of us descended on their hideaway for Christmas in July. The…
Virgin Lakesiders: Big Ben and Foof Douce. Big Ben wasted time all day sitting at his computer so when 6.30 chimed he decided he should head out for a run with Lakeside. Foof Douce: Name required explanation for genteel Lakesiders.…