Some of you enjoy reading my run reports each week while others never read them so I’m not breaching privacy if I reveal our resident secularist Klingon’s recent Census form. The ABS asked Klingon to do it again because he…
The Opening Ceremony – Sandy Rotunda on Sandy beach We gathered in the upper storey of the Sandringham rotunda to open the 2016 LSH Olympic Games. The actual Olympics involve young super fit athletes at their peak who’ve trained relentlessly…
Some time ago Mothball and Tigermoth moved far, far away to Upper Ferntree Gully to get far, far away from hash. But it wasn’t far enough because about 30 of us descended on their hideaway for Christmas in July. The…
Virgin Lakesiders: Big Ben and Foof Douce. Big Ben wasted time all day sitting at his computer so when 6.30 chimed he decided he should head out for a run with Lakeside. Foof Douce: Name required explanation for genteel Lakesiders.…
We haven’t seen much of E&B for the last year. She’s been in home detention wearing an ankle bracelet monitor for a few months. You see, Cooch was the GM last year, and well, this LSH town can only have…
If you only ever have one shower a month and only then if the month has an ‘R’ in it, you’d be disappointed with this July run. As we say in the song, we were publicly pissed on for the…
The last Ladies Lounge left in South Melbourne Cheesecake’s 20th anniversary run It was January 1996 when Cheesecake arrived for her very first Lakeside hash run at the Southern Cross Hotel South Melbourne. It was LSH run 578. Deeper was the…
Over 70 hashers from all over Melbourne came together at the Rising Sun Hotel in South Melbourne to celebrate another great year of hashing at Lakeside. The year of the Cooch set the bar high. Sweatey Box was inducted as the new…
One arrived at Pointy’s house to be confronted by a garage full of splendiferous vehicles including a fire engine red Porsche which does 0 to 345 km p/hr in 6 minutes & 57 seconds over 20 kms. In the 70s…
It was a lovely, albeit cool night. Unlike the RA last week who was asleep at the wheel, Klingon got down on his knees saying lots of prayers to St Medard, the patron saint protecting against bad weather. St Medard…